Christmas Jokes
Q: What tool does Santa use in his garden?
A: A ho ho ho. (Lucian Origianl)
Q: What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can't hear you!
Q: What do reindeer have that no other animals on earth have?
A: Baby reindeer.
Q: What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
A: Lost.
Q: What kind of pine has the sharpest needles?
A porcupine.
Q: Whose Christmas parties are full of screams?
A: Dracula's.
Q: How does Mickey Mouse get around during the winter?
A: Mice skates.
Q: Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money?
A: In a snow bank.
Q: What happened when Santa's cat swallowed a ball of yarn?
A: She had mittens.
Q: Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
A: Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
Q: Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the
credit.
Q: Why is it so cold on Christmas?
A: Because it's in Decembrrrrrrrrrr!
Q: Why is the month of December so popular?
A: It has a lot of dates.
Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: What is Santa's favorite breakfast cereal?
A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: What is Frosty's favorite breakfast cereal?
A: Snow Flakes.
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
A: "Do I have to eat my Brussel sprouts?"
Q: Where do you go to get holly for Christmas?
A: The Holly-land.
Q: Where is the best place to put your Christmas tree?
A: After your Christmas one and your Christmas two.
Q: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws.
Q: Why did Santa Claus take his Christmas tree to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal.
Q: Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
A: Because the angel had said,"No L!"
Q: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
A: He was feeling crummy.
