Christmas Jokes
Q: Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous?
A: Holly-wood.
Q: What does Frosty the Snowman take when he gets sick?
A: A chill pill.
Q: What does Santa Claus use when he goes skiing?
A: A North Pole.
Q: What do you call a cow in Alaska?
A: An Eski-moo.
Q: Why did Frosty go to live in the middle of the ocean?
A: Because snow man is an island.
I know, I know. I know that people say, "It's the thought that
counts, not the gift... but couldn't people think a little bigger?
Santa Claus is a jolly fellow! Imagine all that driving and still
being able to say, "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
Q: Who carries all of Santa's books?
A: His books elf. (book shelf)
Q: What's red and green and guides Santa's sleigh?
A: Rudolph the red-nosed pickle.
Q: What do you call a polar bear that steals icebergs from other
polar bears?
A: An ice-burglar.
Q: How do you know if there is a reindeer in your refrigerator?
A: The hoofprints in the butter!
Q: Why does Santa Claus have three gardens?
A: So he can Ho-Ho-Ho.
Q: What happens when Frosty the Snowman gets dandruff?
A: He gets snowflakes.
Q: What kind of food do you get when you cross a blizzard with a
polar bear?
A: A brrr-grrr! (burger)
Q: What's red and white and red and white and red and white?
A: Santa Claus rolling down a hill.
Q: Did you know that all the angels in Jesus' heavenly choir had
the same name?
A: Sure, haven't you ever heard the song, "Hark, the Harold Angels
Sing"
Q: What is Santa's favorite breakfast cereal?
A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: What is Frosty's favorite breakfast cereal?
A: Snow Flakes.
Q: How does Santa Claus take pictures?
A: With a North Pole-aroid camera.
Q: Where is the best place to put your Christmas tree?
A: After your Christmas one and your Christmas two.
Q: What would a Japanese tourist in Alaska wear?
A: An Eskimono.
Q: What do you call it when your Christmas tree explodes?
A: A tannen-bomb. (tannenbaum)
Q: What is red and white and goes up and down and up and down?
A: Santa Claus stuck in an elevator.
Q: Why is Santa a good race car driver?
A: Because he's always in the pole position.
