Famous Insults

As welcome as a rattlesnake at a square dance.

At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people - you are obnoxious in a different and worse way.

Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.

Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.

Doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.

Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!

Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?

Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.

Don't mind him. He has a soft heart and a head to match.

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?