Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Robin!
Robin who?
Robin your house!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rocky!
Rocky who?
Rocky bye baby on the tree top...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hoffman!
Hoffman who?
I'll Hoffman, I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holland!
Holland who?
Holland you going to make me wait out here!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ghent!
Ghent who!
Ghent out of here!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gilda!
Gilda who!
Gilda umpire!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gravy!
Gravy who!
Gravy Crockett!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Greta!
Greta who!
Greta job!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Handsome!
Handsome who?
Handsome chips through the keyhole and I'll tell you more!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mister Alba!
Mister Alba who?
Mister, Alba in the kitchen if you need me! (Lucian Original)
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alexia!
Alexia who?
Alexia again to open this door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gertie!
Gertie who!
Gertie laundry!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ghana!
Ghana who!
Ghana dance!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ghent!
Ghent who!
Ghent out of here!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gilda!
Gilda who!
Gilda umpire!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gravy!
Gravy who!
Gravy Crockett!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Greta!
Greta who!
Greta job!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Handsome!
Handsome who?
Handsome chips through the keyhole and I'll tell you more!