Pick-up Lines

Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

You're so hot you give me the chills.

Ya know, you look really *hot*! You must be real reason for global warming.

You remind me of bacon, the way you sizzle.

Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue/G.Q.?

So how many years in a row were you the beauty queen?

Was you father an alien?
No, why?
Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

I feel like Richard Gere, standing here next to you, the Pretty Woman.

Sorry, I thought you were someone else. By the way, here's my card

Oh excuse me! I thought you were a moose. (Loosh Original)

The better the batter, the better the butter.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

So...what part of heaven are you from?

I must be in heaven, because you're an angel.

May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?

You look familiar. Aren't you that girl that keeps appearing in my dreams?

So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams!

What's your name, so I'll know who I'll be dreaming about tonight?

Excuse me, do you have a quarter I can borrow?
What for?
I told my mum that I would call her when I fell in love with the girl of my dreams!

I want to call your mother and thank her for having such a gorgeous child!

Want to see my stamp collection?

Want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

At the dinner/lunch table, (if you eat together) pick up the bread and say, "Wanna roll?"

Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.

Chicks dig me. I wear colored underwear.

Guy: What's your name?
Girl: (gives name)
Guy: Oh... I thought it was Aphrodite.

You're so sweet, you're gonna put sugar out of business.

You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.

He: Excuse me, want to dance?
She: No.
He: Maybe you didn't hear me... I said you look really fat in those pants! (Loosh Original)

Are you the one?

Were you just smiling at me from across the room, or do I have my contacts in wrong?

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Your place or your place?

The spy agency has sent me here to save you. Take my hand and come with me.

It's always good for you to see me again.

Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?

If beauty were a crime, you'd be doin' life.

If beauty were music, you'd be a symphony.

Take an icecube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?

Hey babe, did you know I'm on the Harvard Mailing List?

Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose.
What?
(reach up and squeeze her nose) BEEP.

You smell delicious!

Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

You've got the smile I'd like to wake up to.

I looked up the word "beautiful" in the thesaurus today, and your name was included.

Is your daddy a thief?
No.
Then who stole those diamonds and put them in your eyes?

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

You know, you're very easy on the eyes.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Your father must have been a bricklayer, because you sure are built with a great foundation.

Say, didn't we go to different schools together?

Help, I'm lost. Which way is it to your house?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you have a map? Because Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.

Hey Hunny, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

Was you Father an Alien? Because honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and I'm all lost at sea.

You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

I may not be Fread Flinstone but I sure can make you rock.

Excuse me but is your last name "Baker"... because you have some really nice buns.

I know milk does a body good, but darn, how much have you been drinking?

They say the best things in life are free... they lied, but I do accept American Express.

Hey, they don't serve cherry pie here, can I get a piece of you?

I lost my telephone number, can I have yours?

Are you tired because you've been running through my mind all day.

Did it hurt... When you fell from Heaven?

Can I have Directions? (To Where) To your heart.

If I could rearrange the alphabet , I would put "U" and "I" together.

I miss my teddy bear, would you sleep with me?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?